Her singing always cheered him up. Life seemed so much brighter when she stopped.

The brain works fast when it thinks it’s about to be cut in half.

I wish that the people who sing about the deeds of heroes would think about the people who have to clear up after them.

If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes.

People are bound to get excited when they see a ten-million-ton starship trying to fly down the street.

Here's what I suggest," he said. "You pretend that rats can think, and I'll promise to pretend that humans can think, too.

He had about the same life expectancy as a three legged hedgehog on a six lane motorway.