We're philosophers. We think, therefore we am.

I see evil when I look in my shaving mirror. It is, philosophically, present everywhere in the universe in order, apparently, to highlight the existence of good. I think there is more to this theory, but I tend to burst out laughing at this point.

There are thousands of good reasons why magic doesn't rule the world. They're called Witches and Wizards.

When you break rules, break 'em good and hard

Lots of people would be as cowardly as me if they were brave enough.

… you were so worried about legal and illegal that you never stopped to think about whether it was right or wrong.

Asking someone to repeat a phrase you'd not only heard very clearly but were also exceedingly angry about was around Defcon II in the lexicon of squabble.