Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be a Mule?'
Terry PratchettPutting up a statue to someone who tried to stop a war is not very, um, statuesque. Of course, if you had butchered five hundred of your own men out of arrogant carelessness, we'd be melting the bronze already.
Terry PratchettAre you a devious, plotting, unreliable madman? Ah, good, then you can be my most trusted advisor.
Terry Pratchett