Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.

It's daft, locking us up," said Nanny. "I'd have had us killed." "That's because you're basically good," said Magrat. "The good are innocent and create justice. The bad are guilty, which is why they invent mercy.

Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.

I wish that the people who sing about the deeds of heroes would think about the people who have to clear up after them.

The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret. [Fred. Free.]

The conflict is not between Christianity and Islam or between East and West - instead, it is between stupid people and other stupid people.

Eight years involved with the nuclear industry have taught me that when nothing can possible go wrong and every avenue has been covered, then is the time to buy a house on the next continent.