Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.

Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be a Mule?'

History tends to change people who think they're changing it.

Putting up a statue to someone who tried to stop a war is not very, um, statuesque. Of course, if you had butchered five hundred of your own men out of arrogant carelessness, we'd be melting the bronze already.

Are you a devious, plotting, unreliable madman? Ah, good, then you can be my most trusted advisor.

People were people, even if they had four legs and had called themselves names like Dangerous Beans, which is the kind of name you gave yourself if you learned to read before you understood what all the words actually meant.

You can't trust folk songs. They always sneak up on you.