The price of being the best is having to be the best.

Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.

You had to hand it to the Patrician, he admitted grudgingly. If you didn't, he sent men to come and take it away.

Every procedure for getting a cat to take a pill works fine - once. Like the Borg, they learn.

You can think and you can fight, but the world's always movin', and if you wanna stay ahead you gotta dance.

I'd like to walk on the moon (and return).

It had a very long pendulum, and the pendulum swung with a slow tick-tock that set his teeth on edge, because it was the the kind of delibrate, annoying ticking that wanted to make it abundantly clear that every tick and every tock was stripping another second off your life.