Oh, come on. Revelation was a mushroom dream that belonged in the Apocrypha. The New Testament is basically about what happened when God got religion.
Terry PratchettIt was so loud and so deep, it wasn't really sound at all, just something that turned the air hard and then hit you with it.
Terry PratchettEverything makes sense a bit at a time. But when you try to think of it all at once, it comes out wrong.
Terry Pratchett