All was black, gloomy and awful. There was no light at the end of the tunnel - or if there was, it was an oncoming train.

I see evil when I look in my shaving mirror. It is, philosophically, present everywhere in the universe in order, apparently, to highlight the existence of good. I think there is more to this theory, but I tend to burst out laughing at this point.

Why not? If enough people believe, you can be god of anything.

You know, I never imagined there were he-dryads. Not even in an oak tree." One of the giants grinned at him. Druellae snorted. "Stupid! Where do you think acorns come from?

Remember - that which does not kill us can only make us stronger. And that which does kill us leaves us dead!

People are often so busy living that they never stop to wonder why.

I don't want unnecessary violence, sergeant," said Blouse. "Right you are, sir!" said the sergeant. "Carborundum! First man comes through that door runnin', I want him nailed to the wall!" He caught the lieutenant's eye, and added: "But not too hard!