I think you should be proud of not being worse than just deeply introverted and socially maladjusted.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

There are some people who hate my guts. But that goes with the territory.

I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.

Sometimes you had to take a look at yourself and then look away.

There are millions of chords. There are millions of numbers. And everyone forgets the one that is a zero. But without the zero, numbers are just arithmetic. Without the empty chord, music is just noise.

Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree.