I think you should be proud of not being worse than just deeply introverted and socially maladjusted.

Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter!

In defiance of Miss Maccalariat I'd like to commit hanky-panky with you, Miss Adora Belle Dearheart... well, certainly hanky, and possibly panky when we get to know one another better.

Most gods find it hard to walk and think at the same time.

She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.

Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things.

The pamphlet was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners.