I think you should be proud of not being worse than just deeply introverted and socially maladjusted.

I mean, I wouldn't pay more than a couple of quid to see me, and I'm me.

I must confess the activities of the UK governments for the past couple of years have been watched with frank admiration and amazement by Lord Vetinari. Outright theft as a policy had never occurred to him.

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

If you kept changing the way people saw the world, you ended up changing the way you saw yourself.

Rincewind tried to force the memory out of his mind, but it was rather enjoying itself there, terrorizing the other occupants and kicking over the furniture.

Humanity's a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there.