Most gods find it hard to walk and think at the same time.

Money doesn't buy happiness, Gytha." "I only wanted to rent it for a few weeks!

I dare say that quite a few people have contemplated death for reasons that much later seemed to them to be quite minor.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

It is said that the Devil has all the best tunes. This is broadly true. But Heaven has the best choreographers

First Sight means you can see what really is there, and Second Thoughts mean thinking about what you are thinking. And in Tiffany's case, there were sometimes Third Thoughts and Fourth Thoughts although these...sometimes led her to walk into doors.

I must confess the activities of the UK governments for the past couple of years have been watched with frank admiration and amazement by Lord Vetinari. Outright theft as a policy had never occurred to him.