Most gods find it hard to walk and think at the same time.

If Not You, Who Else?

I think it's IMPOSSIBLE for anyone famous to come from here, because everyone around here is insane.

No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk.

- I notice you didn't laugh, Mr. Black! - No, Your Majesty. We are forbidden to laugh at the things kings say, sire, because otherwise we would be at it all day.

What have I always believed? That on the whole, and by and large, if a man lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out all right.

You can think and you can fight, but the world's always movin', and if you wanna stay ahead you gotta dance.