The conflict is not between Christianity and Islam or between East and West - instead, it is between stupid people and other stupid people.

That's one form of magic, of course." "What, just knowing things?" "Knowing things that other people don't know.

Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!

I reckon that Stonehege was build by the contemporary equivalent of Microsoft, whereas Avebury was definitely an Apple circle.

At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.

Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.

Guilt was the grease in which the wheels of the authority turned.