We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork.

What was the point of education, he thought, if people went out afterward and used it?

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

'Discworld' is taking something that you know is ridiculous and treating it as if it is serious, to see if something interesting happens when you do so.

I do note with interest that old women in my books become young women on the covers... this is discrimination against the chronologically gifted.

He felt as if he had been shipwrecked on the Titanic, but in the nick of time had been rescued. By the Lusitania

The Monks of Cool, whose tiny and exclusive monastery is hidden in a really cool and laid-back valley in the lower Ramtops, have a passing-out test for a novice. He is taken into a room full of all types of clothing and asked: Yo, my son, which of these is the most stylish thing to wear? And the correct answer is: Hey, whatever I select.