The reaper does not listen to the harvest.

Never cross a woman with a star on a stick, young lady. They've got a mean streak.

Unseen University had never admitted women, muttering something about problems with the plumbing, but the real reason was an unspoken dread that if women were allowed to mess around with magic they would probably be embarrassingly good at it.

She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly her face would probably end up on the back of her head.

Now he knew: They were real. Who’d make up a thing like this? Okay, one of them was a cheese that rolled around of its own accord, but nobody was perfect.

Its useful to go out of this world and see it from the perspective of another one.

Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.