You were safe on a troll. Anyone wanting to mug a troll would have to use a building on a stick.
Terry PratchettIf you really want to upset a witch, do her a favor which she has no means of repaying. The unfulfilled obligation will nag at her like a hangnail.
Terry PratchettYou can't map a sense of humor. Anyway, what is a fantasy map but a space beyond which There Be Dragons? On the Discworld we know that There Be Dragons Everywhere. They might not all have scales and forked tongues, but they Be Here all right, grinning and jostling and trying to sell you souvenirs.
Terry PratchettBecause some stories end, but old stories go on, and you gotta dance to the music if you want to stay ahead
Terry Pratchett