He felt as if he had been shipwrecked on the Titanic, but in the nick of time had been rescued. By the Lusitania

Some people believe that when you die, you cross the River of Death and have to pay the ferryman. People don’t seem to worry about that these days. Perhaps there’s a bridge now.

You can think and you can fight, but the world's always movin', and if you wanna stay ahead you gotta dance.

The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn't sure it was worth all the effort.

Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, "The mountain is, and is not." They would think, "The banana is. I will eat the banana. There is no banana. I want another banana.

There's no such thing as writer's block. That was invented by people in California who couldn't write.

Probably the last sound heard before the Universe folded up like a paper hat would be someone saying, "What happens if I do this?"