Thats how we survive infinity - we kill it by breaking it up into small bits.

He'd heard that writers spent all day in their dressing gowns drinking champagne. This is, of course, absolutely true.

It's always surprising to be reminded that while you're watching and thinking about people, all knowing and superior, they're watching and thinking about you, right back at you.

The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its dumbest member divided by the number of mobsters.

Oh dear me, the Booker people don't like me. I don't care. I have been given an award for being taken not seriously, and I am very, very pleased about that.

She was also, by the standards of other people, lost. She would not see it like that. She knew where she was, it was just that everywhere else didn't.

I can't stand any music that requires its singers to be so dumb they wear their baseball caps backwards.