This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs.
Terry PratchettCutangle: While I'm still confused and uncertain, it's on a much higher plane, d'you see, and at least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe. Treatle: I hadn't looked at it like that, but you're absolutely right. He's really pushed back the boundaries of ignorance. They both savoured the strange warm glow of being much more ignorant than ordinary people, who were only ignorant of ordinary things.
Terry PratchettI wrote three books, I had three greenhouses. It seemed to me to be very satisfactory.
Terry PratchettHe felt as if he had been shipwrecked on the Titanic, but in the nick of time had been rescued. By the Lusitania
Terry Pratchett