We're on a mission from Glod.

I thought unicorns were more . . . Fluffy.

What I've always said was, hang in there, let me write what I want to write, and you'll probably like it.

I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?' If you like.' said Vimes. 'But we're a bit short staffed here, so if I give you a cigarette would you mind kicking yourself in the teeth?

Give anyone a lever long enough and they can change the world. It's unreliable levers that are the problem.

It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works.

Fresh wounds," said Angua. "But one of them did shoot one of the other in the leg by accident." "I think you'd better put in your report as -self inflicted- wounds while resisting arrest," said Vimes.