I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.

If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.

In defiance of Miss Maccalariat I'd like to commit hanky-panky with you, Miss Adora Belle Dearheart... well, certainly hanky, and possibly panky when we get to know one another better.

Look, he said to his imagination, if this is how you're going to behave, I shan't bring you again.

Quit while you're a head, that's what I say.

There's no such thing as writer's block. That was invented by people in California who couldn't write.

It takes forty men with their feet on the ground to keep one man with his head in the air.