If you really want to upset a witch, do her a favor which she has no means of repaying. The unfulfilled obligation will nag at her like a hangnail.

Oh. I see. People don't want to see what can't possibly exist.

The important thing about having lots of things to remember is that you’ve got to go somewhere afterwards where you can remember them, you see? You’ve got to stop. You haven’t really been anywhere until you’ve got back home.

This is Morbidia," said Vlad. "Although she's been calling herself Tracy lately, to be cool.

Hat = wizard, wizard = hat. Everything else is frippery.

Drinks like this tend to get called Traffic Lights or Rainbow's Revenge or, in places where truth is more highly valued, Hello and Good-Bye, Mr. Brain Cell.

Neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes, but both reported it as a success.