Death strode away, stopped, and came back. He pointed a skeletal finger at The Duck Man. WHY, he said, ARE YOU WALKING AROUND WITH THAT DUCK? "What duck?" AH. SORRY.

Good or bad, do it as you. Too many lies and there's no truth to go back to.

Although she was aware that somewhere under her complicated strata of vests and petticoats there was some skin, that didn't mean to say she approved of it.

I thought jet planes were just trucks with more wings and less wheels.

Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.

I can't stand any music that requires its singers to be so dumb they wear their baseball caps backwards.

Tʜᴇʀᴇ's ɴᴏ ᴊᴜsᴛɪᴄᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴇ. —Death