Mere animals couldn’t possibly manage to act like this. You need to be a human being to be really stupid.

I never said nothing..." "I know you never! I could hear you not saying anything! You've got the loudest silences I ever did hear from anyone who wasn't dead!

That's what I don't like about magic, it does everything by magic!

Happiness is not the natural state of mankind, and is never achieved from the outside in.

I MAY HAVE ALLOWED MYSELF SOME FLICKER OF EMOTION IN THE RECENT PAST, said Death, BUT I CAN GIVE IT UP ANY TIME I LIKE.

Oh, come on. Revelation was a mushroom dream that belonged in the Apocrypha. The New Testament is basically about what happened when God got religion.

A push-and-go wooden duck on wheels can cause quite a lot of damage if wielded with enough force.