Mere animals couldn’t possibly manage to act like this. You need to be a human being to be really stupid.

On the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists.

And the people next door oppress me all night long. I tell them, I work all day, a man's got to have some time to learn to play the tuba. That's oppression, that is. If I'm not under the heel of the oppressor, I don't know who is.

Lots of ingenuity gets you through times with no money better than money gets you through times of no ingenuity.

Strength enough to build a home, Time enough to hold a child, Love enough to break a heart

When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they're getting worried that they won't like the truth.

The oldest fan letter I've had is from someone aged eighty-five.