Lots of ingenuity gets you through times with no money better than money gets you through times of no ingenuity.

He was certain he was anorectic, because every time he looked in a mirror he saw a fat man. It was the Archchancellor, standing behind him and shouting at him.

If you really want to upset a witch, do her a favor which she has no means of repaying. The unfulfilled obligation will nag at her like a hangnail.

‎No one remembers the singer. The song remains.

Tiffany has been apprenticing as a witch by visiting people in need with her mentor. After meeting with one particularly sad case, she tells her mentor, "It shouldn't be like this." Her mentor replies, "There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do.

When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they're getting worried that they won't like the truth.

In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?