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The thing about secrets is that they are usually best kept by just one person. That was the special thing about secrets. Some people seemed to think that the best way to keep a secret was to tell as many people as possible; what could possibly go wrong for a secret when there were so many people defending it?

Sometimes I think a man could wander across the disc all his life and not see everything there is to see,' said Twoflower. 'And now it seems there are lots of other worlds as well. When I think I might die without seeing a hundredth of all there is to see it makes me feel,' he paused, then added, 'well, humble, I suppose. And very angry, of course.

Learnin’ how not to do things is as hard as learning how to do them.

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.

The sun is simple. A sword is simple. A storm is simple. Behind everything simple is a huge tail of complicated.

Most of my schooldays were the worst day of my life.