They didn't know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you've got no more room for crying. Sometimes you laugh because table manners on a beach are funny. And sometimes you laugh because you're alive, when you really shouldn't be.

It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works.

It was sad, like those businessmen who came to work in serious clothes but wore colorful ties in a mad, desperate attempt to show there was a free spirit in there somewhere.

Aziraphale. The Enemy, of course. But an enemy for six thousand years now, which made him a sort of friend.

The Kappamaki, a whaling research ship, was currently researching the question: How many whales can you catch in one week?

...the little man's total obliviousness to all forms of danger somehow made danger so discouraged that it gave up and went away.

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.