A horse's skull always looks scary, even if someone has put lipstick on it.

Granny knew all about bad fortune-telling. It was harder than the real thing. You needed a good imagination.

I know it's a very human thing to say 'Is there anything I can do', but in this case I would only entertain offers from very high-end experts in brain chemistry.

Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.

People don't like change. But make the change fast enough and you go from one type of normal to another.

This I choose to do. If there is a price, this I choose to pay. If it is my death, then I choose to die. Where this takes me, there I choose to go. I choose. This I choose to do.

And we don't often get any wading birds in the River Ankh, mainly because the pollution would eat their legs away and anyway, it's easier for them to walk on the surface.