He felt as if he had been shipwrecked on the Titanic, but in the nick of time had been rescued. By the Lusitania
Terry PratchettAs we all know, the Discworld is a flat planet - like a geological pizza, but without the anchovies.
Terry PratchettAnyway, it's like with bikes,' said the first speaker authoritatively. 'I thought I was going to get this bike with seven gears and one of them razorblade saddles and purple paint and everything, and they gave me this light blue one. With a basket. A girl's bike.' 'Well. You're a girl,' said one of the others. 'That's sexism, that is. Going around giving people girly presents just because they're a girl.
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