The pen is mightier than the sword ... if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.

Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.

People are bound to get excited when they see a ten-million-ton starship trying to fly down the street.

Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often students, for heaven's sake.

My name is immaterial,' she said. That's a pretty name,' said Rincewind.

Heaven has no taste." "Now-" "And not one single sushi restaurant." A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face.

Lots of people would be as cowardly as me if they were brave enough.