The pamphlet was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners.
Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.
The worst thing you can do is nothing.
Mr Lipwig, there's a lady in the hall to see you and we've thanked her for not smoking three times and she's still doing it!
The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret. [Fred. Free.]