I used to think that I was stupid, and then I met philosophers.

Things just happen. What the hell.

It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works.

I think it's IMPOSSIBLE for anyone famous to come from here, because everyone around here is insane.

I don't read an awful lot of fiction and when I do, it tends to be lightweight stuff.

Juliet's version of cleanliness was next to godliness, which was to say it was erratic, past all understanding and was seldom seen.

If he'd been a hero, he would have taken the opportunity to say, "That's what I call sorted!" Since he wasn't a hero, he threw up.