I used to think that I was stupid, and then I met philosophers.

Everyone should occasionally break the law in some small and delightful way. It's good for the hygiene of the brain.

The words are easy - most of them have already been invented.

Moist was sure doctors keep skeletons around to cow patients. Nyer, nyer, we know what you look underneath.

Perhaps it would be simpler if you just did what you're told and didn't try to understand things.

This is Morbidia," said Vlad. "Although she's been calling herself Tracy lately, to be cool.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.