Ninety percent of true love is acute, ear-burning embarrassment.

And these are your reasons, my lord?" "Do you think I have others?" said Lord Vetinari. "My motives, as ever, are entirely transparent." Hughnon reflected that 'entirely transparent' meant either that you could see right through them or that you couldn't see them at all.

The significant owl hoots in the night.

Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!

Just to keep bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.

There would be a price... But if you were worried about the price, then why were you in the shop?

It is said that the Devil has all the best tunes. This is broadly true. But Heaven has the best choreographers