This is Morbidia," said Vlad. "Although she's been calling herself Tracy lately, to be cool.
Terry Pratchett"It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever" he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?"
Terry PratchettSome police forces would believe anything. Not the Metropolitan police, though. The Met was the hardest, most cynically pragmatic, most stubbornly down-to-earth police force in Britain. It would take a lot to faze a copper from the Met. It would take, for example, a huge, battered car that was nothing more nor less than a fireball, a blazing, roaring, twisted metal lemon from Hell, driven by a grinning lunatic in sunglasses, sitting amid the flames, trailing thick black smoke, coming straight at them through the lashing rain and wind at eighty miles an hour.That would do it every time.
Terry PratchettI do note with interest that old women in my books become young women on the covers... this is discrimination against the chronologically gifted.
Terry Pratchett