I would not like it thought that I do not buy my own paperclips, sir. I enjoy owning my own paperclips. It means they are mine.
Terry Pratchett"It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever" he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?"
Terry Pratchett...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.
Terry Pratchett