I think you should be proud of not being worse than just deeply introverted and socially maladjusted.
Terry Pratchett"Multiple exclamation marks," he went on, shaking his head, "are a sure sign of a diseased mind."
Terry PratchettThe English were notoriously unenthusiastic about burning witches. I suppose ours were too soggy.
Terry PratchettI don't want unnecessary violence, sergeant," said Blouse. "Right you are, sir!" said the sergeant. "Carborundum! First man comes through that door runnin', I want him nailed to the wall!" He caught the lieutenant's eye, and added: "But not too hard!
Terry PratchettI'm a fantasy writer, called a fantasy writer. But there's very little, apart from one or two basic concepts in 'I Shall Wear Midnight,' which are in fact fantasy. You have sticks that fly, but they're practical broomsticks, with a bloody great strap that you can hold on to so you don't fall off. And you try not to use them too often.
Terry Pratchett