Cake is not the issue here.

People are bound to get excited when they see a ten-million-ton starship trying to fly down the street.

I was a very keen reader of science fiction, and during the time I was going to libraries, it was good, written by people who knew their science.

And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.

Most horses don't walk backwards voluntarily, because what they can't see doesn't exist.

Dickens, as you know, never got round to starting his home page.

The figures looked more or less human. And they were engaged in religion. You could tell by the knives (it's not murder if you do it for a god).