Look, he said to his imagination, if this is how you're going to behave, I shan't bring you again.

It occurred to me that at one point it was like I had two diseases - one was Alzheimers, and the other was knowing I had Alzheimers.

Words are the litmus paper of the minds. If you find yourself in the power of someone who will use the word "commence" in cold blood, go somewhere else very quickly. But if they say "Enter", don't stop to pack.

I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then gettin' upset cos' they act like people", said Adam severely. "Anyway, if you stopped tellin' people it's all sorted out after they're dead, they might try sorting it all out while they're alive.

Knowing how bad you could be is a great encouragement to being good.

These people were not only cheering, they were throwing flowers and hats. The hats were made of stone, but the thought was there.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.