Now he knew: They were real. Who’d make up a thing like this? Okay, one of them was a cheese that rolled around of its own accord, but nobody was perfect.

Vampires have risen from the dead, the grave, and the crypt, but have never managed it from the cat.

Despite rumor, Death isn't cruel--merely terribly, terribly good at his job.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison, which many people would suggest is about as far as you need to go.

Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home.

Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.