Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...

Look, that's why there's rules, understand? So that you think before you break 'em.

They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.

Moist was sure doctors keep skeletons around to cow patients. Nyer, nyer, we know what you look underneath.

I really wish that peoplewould just say, 'Yes, it's a comic. Yes, this is fantasy. Yes, this is Science Fiction,' and defend the genre instead of saying, 'Horror is a bit passe so this is Dark Fantasy,' and that' s playing someone else's game. So that's why I say I'm a fantasy writer and to hell with 'It doesn't read like what I think of as a fantasy'. In that case what you think of as a fantasy is not a fantasy. Or there is more to it than you think.

There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do.

Oh. I see. People don't want to see what can't possibly exist.