I think it's IMPOSSIBLE for anyone famous to come from here, because everyone around here is insane.

The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip.

The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its dumbest member divided by the number of mobsters.

… people didn't seem to be able to remember what it was like with the elves around. Life was certainly more interesting then, but usually because it was shorter. And it was more colorful, if you liked the color of blood.

Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.

He never pays attention, he always knows the answer, and he can never tell you how he knows. We can't keep thrashing him. He is a bad example to the other pupils. There's no educating a smart boy.

A world like that, which exists only because the gods enjoy a joke, must be a place where magic can survive. And sex too, of course.