Every procedure for getting a cat to take a pill works fine - once. Like the Borg, they learn.

Neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes, but both reported it as a success.

It was all very well going on about pure logic and how the universe was ruled by logic and the harmony of numbers, but the plain fact of the matter was that the Disc was manifestly traversing space on the back of a giant turtle and the gods had a habit of going round to atheists' houses and smashing their windows.

The brain works fast when it thinks it’s about to be cut in half.

A world like that, which exists only because the gods enjoy a joke, must be a place where magic can survive. And sex too, of course.

Preston, I don't think this creature could ever find its way into your head. Quite apart from anything else, it seems pretty crowded and complicated to me.

TV people in the UK... I'm getting on a lot better with them.