When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they're getting worried that they won't like the truth.
Terry PratchettIt was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free.
Terry PratchettDedication: My thanks to the people who showed me that opera was stranger than I could imagine. I can best repay their kindness by not mentioning their names here.
Terry Pratchett