Shoes, men, coffins; never accept the first one you see.

I can't be talking to a tree. If I was talking to a tree I'd be mad, and I'm not mad, so trees can't talk.

Some shadows are so long, they arrive before the light.

One day I'll be dead and THEN you'll all be sorry.

When people say "clearly" something that means there's a huge crack in their argument and they know things aren't clear at all.

For example, the dwarfs found out how to turn lead into gold by doing it the hard way. The difference between that and the easy way is that the hard way works.

I mistrust the term graphic novel because it sounds like a good thing to put on a tee-shirt. That's why the French like them.