The Kappamaki, a whaling research ship, was currently researching the question: How many whales can you catch in one week?

Anyway, why would you trust anything written down? She certainly didn't trust "Mothers of Borogravia!" and that was from the government. And if you couldn't trust the government, who could you trust? Very nearly everyone, come to think of it.

And never resist a perfect moment.

Fear is a strange soil. It grows obedience like corn, which grow in straight lines to make weeding easier. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground.

The pen is mightier than the sword ... if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.

The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?

In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?