The Kappamaki, a whaling research ship, was currently researching the question: How many whales can you catch in one week?

Vampires have risen from the dead, the grave, and the crypt, but have never managed it from the cat.

People who used magic without knowing what they were doing usually came to a sticky end. All over the entire room, sometimes.

This man was so absent-mindedly clever that he could paint pictures that didn’t just follow you around the room but went home with you and did the washing-up.

Granny Weatherwax was firmly against fiction. Life was hard enough without lies floating around and changing the way people thought.

Stop stealing the funeral meats right now, you wee scuggers!" She shouted. The Feegles stopped and stared at her. Then Rob Anybody said: "Socks wi'oot feets?

It's always surprising to be reminded that while you're watching and thinking about people, all knowing and superior, they're watching and thinking about you, right back at you.