If anyone wants one my advise is to go where the orthodox Jews shop, because when it comes to a big black fedora, the guys with ringlets and long black coats definitely know a stylish hat when they see one. You want to get it home and use a hot steaming kettle, and bob's your uncle - you have a hat with all the right curves!

He thought about how it might be to be, say, a fox confronted with an angry sheep. A sheep moreover, that could afford to employ wolves.

Luck is my middle name. Mind you, my first name is Bad.

Ninety percent of most magic merely consists of knowing one extra fact.

After all, when you seek advice from someone it's certainly not because you want them to give it. You just want them to be there while you talk to yourself.

Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg!

Dark Fantasy is just another way of saying Horror.