Always face what you fear. Have just enough money, never too much, and some string. Even if it’s not your fault, it’s your responsibility. Witches deal with things. Never stand between two mirrors. Never cackle. Do what you must do. Never lie, but you don’t always have to be honest. Never wish. Especially don’t wish upon a star, which is astronomically stupid. Open your eyes, and then open your eyes again.

A true beanie should have a propellor on the top.

Here's what I suggest," he said. "You pretend that rats can think, and I'll promise to pretend that humans can think, too.

This is where the gods play games with the lives of men, on a board which is at one and the same time a simple playing area and the whole world. And Fate always wins.

My own books drive themselves. I know roughly where a book is going to end, but essentially the story develops under my fingers. It's just a matter of joining the dots.

Aziraphale. The Enemy, of course. But an enemy for six thousand years now, which made him a sort of friend.

You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH !