Youโd better tell me what you know, toad,โ said Tiffany. โMiss Tick isnโt here. I am.โ โAnother world is colliding with this one,โ said the toad. โThere. Happy now? Thatโs what Miss Tick thinks. But itโs happening faster than she expected. All the monsters are coming back.โ โWhy?โ โThereโs no one to stop them.โ There was silence for a moment. โThereโs me,โ said Tiffany.
Terry PratchettEvery procedure for getting a cat to take a pill works fine - once. Like the Borg, they learn.
Terry PratchettOne day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble.
Terry PratchettThere's no such thing as writer's block. That was invented by people in California who couldn't write.
Terry Pratchett