The thing with crowns is, it isn't the putting them on that's the problem, it's the taking them off.

One of the highlights of the first Good Omens tour was Neil and I walking through New York singing Shoehorn with Teeth. Well, we'd had a good breakfast. And you don't get mugged, either.

All the higher life forms scythed away, just like that. [ . . . ] Nothing but dust and fundamentalists.

It was possibly the most circumspect advance in the history of military maneuvers, right down at the bottom end of the scale that things like the Charge of the Light Brigade are at the top of.

A good man will kill you with hardly a word.

And, as always happens, and happens far too soon, the strange and wonderful becomes a memory and a memory becomes a dream. Tomorrow it's gone.

What're quantum mechanics?" "I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose.