What're quantum mechanics?" "I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose.

Heaven has no taste." "Now-" "And not one single sushi restaurant." A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

I try to make computers say things like You have 60 seconds to achieve safe distance.

Vampires have risen from the dead, the grave, and the crypt, but have never managed it from the cat.

If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes.

There are no medium-sized trees in the deep forest. There are only the towering ones, whose canopy spreads across the sky. Below, in the gloom, there's light for nothing but mosses and ferns. But when a giant falls, leaving a little space ... then there's a race - between the trees on either side, who want to spread out, and the seedlings below, who race to grow up. Sometimes, you can make your own space.