It’s quite easy to accidentally overhear people talking downstairs if you hold an upturned glass to the floorboards and accidentally put your ear to it.

You can't die with an unfinished book.

He'd been an angel once. He hadn't meant to Fall. He'd just hung around with the wrong people.

There have been better attempts at marching, and they have been made by penguins.

Just to keep bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.

Modesty is only arrogance by stealth.

All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.