A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.

Granddad was superstitious about books. He thought that if you had enough of them around, education leaked out, like radioactivity.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Money makes people rich; it is a fallacy to think it makes them better, or even that it makes them worse. People are what they do, and what they leave behind.

Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them.

Nothing but dust and fundamentalists.

The people who guard the rainbow don't like those who get in the way of the sun.