The people who guard the rainbow don't like those who get in the way of the sun.

Divers alarums and excursions', she read, uncertainly. 'That means lots of terrible happenings, said Magrat. 'You always put that in plays.' Alarums and what?', said Nanny Ogg, who hadn't been listening. Excursions', said Magrat patienly. Oh.' Nanny Ogg brightened a bit. 'The seaside would be nice,' she said. Oh do shut up, Gytha,' said Granny Weatherwax. 'They're not for you. They're only for divers, like it says. Probably so they can recover from all them alarums.

Sometimes you can think that 'I've had enough of wizards!' And sometimes fantasy is not just about wizards.

If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.

Wisdom is one of the few things that looks bigger the further away it is.

If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.

Ach, people are always telling us not to do things" said Rob Anybody, "that's how we ken the most interesting things to do.