If women were as good as men they'd be a lot better!

A good plan isn't one where someone wins, it's where nobody thinks they've lost.

Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries.

There are some people who hate my guts. But that goes with the territory.

There was no safety. There was no pride. All there was, was money. Everything became money, and money became everything. Money treated us as if we were things, and we died.

And he dreamed the dream of all those who publish books, which was to have so much gold in your pockets that you would have to employ two people just to hold your trousers up.

You take a bunch of people who don't seem any different from you and me, but when you add them all together you get this sort of huge raving maniac with national borders and an anthem.