You do know you could find yourself charged with being a dominant species while under the influence of impulse-driven consumerism, don't you?

Personal’s not the same as important. People just think it is.

There was this about vampires : they could never look scruffy. Instead, they were... what was the word... deshabille. It meant untidy, but with bags and bags of style.

People were stupid, sometimes. They thought the Library was a dangerous place because of all the magical books, which was true enough, but what made it really one of the most dangerous places there could ever be was the simple fact that it was a library.

Never cross a woman with a star on a stick, young lady. They've got a mean streak.

If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.

It takes forty men with their feet on the ground to keep one man with his head in the air.