Animals never spend time dividing experience into little bits and speculating about all the bits they've missed. The whole panoply of the universe has been neatly expressed to them as things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

Building a temple didn't mean you believed in gods, it just meant you believed in architecture.

The reaper does not listen to the harvest.

Once upon a time the plural of 'wizard' was 'war'.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Real children do not go hoppity skip unless they are on drugs.

Banana daiquiris aren't knock-'em-back-by-the-flagon.