Animals never spend time dividing experience into little bits and speculating about all the bits they've missed. The whole panoply of the universe has been neatly expressed to them as things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.

Ridcully was to management what King Herod was to the Bethlehem Playgroup Association.

Your whole life passes in front of your eyes before you die. This is called living.

Open your eyes and then open your eyes again.

His parents called him Youngster. They did this in the subconcious hope that he might take the hint. Wensleydale gave the impression of having been born with a mental age of 47.

No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk.